UnderAchiever Alice

I don’t like it when Barlow wipes the crumbs off of the pillow. There’s no point in the crumbs being brushed off onto the floor, when I’m just going to put my poptart back on the pillow, resulting in more crumbs. Crumbs are annoying in bed, I know, but I don’t see what the point is in cleaning something when it’s about to get dirty again.

At the end of this rant, Barlow informs me that the only reason she cleaned the pillow that was serving as my plate was because there was a hair on it. She didn’t want me to end up eating the hair. Oh well.